|
|
Tuesday, March 14th, 2006
|
|
|
Your dating personality profile:
Funny - You laugh often. People never accuse you of lacking a sense of humor. You don't take yourself too seriously.
Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love. | Your date match profile:
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If her jokes make you laugh, she has won your heart.
Big-Hearted - You want someone compassionate, someone gentle and kind. A loving, nurturing person will fill that hole in your life. | Your Top Ten Traits
1. Funny
2. Liberal
3. Big-Hearted
4. Traditional
5. Practical
6. Romantic
7. Outgoing
8. Wealthy/Ambitious
9. Intellectual
10. Adventurous
| Your Top Ten Match Traits
1. Practical
2. Funny
3. Big-Hearted
4. Conservative
5. Traditional
6. Intellectual
7. Romantic
8. Adventurous
9. Athletic
10. Shy
|
Take the Online Dating Profile Quiz at Dating Diversions
|
|
Monday, February 20th, 2006
|
|
|
|
My life is amazing,I wouldn't want it any other way.I love my family more than anything,I have the best friends in the world,and my bike is wonderful. What more could I ask for? I just wish I had someone to share it all with.
|
|
Wednesday, February 8th, 2006
|
|
|
Meet Rex. Me and Rex were childhood friends from a little town called Franshee up in the Rocky Mountain area of Colorado. Rex's parents were dirty hippies, and were stupid enough to name their son Rex, because his dad always said he was hung like a T-Rex, and when Rex was born, he was about the size of his dad's penis, and hence the name. Fuck Rex's parents.
Me, I'm an orphan, my parents died in some sort of fire that was caused by something. My orphanage never really told me, so I burned down the orphanage and left, only after switching my dental records with some Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Kiddie and making him burn so everyone thought I was dead, and he just wandered off to shit in a sand box. My name is Steve.
Me and Rex are now in our 20's, and work at a place called Global Logistic Soloutions, which mean we basically advise shipping companies how to run their shit. My last customer was Hires, who I told to fuck off because they dissappeared for 10 years and I missed out on some the best Root Beer of my life. So I got fired. Rex got pissed and ate a cubicle, so he got fired too, and had a sweet operation to remove the screws he ate.
So now we're sitting in a bar, contemplating what to do with our lives, when we realized we could become terrorists, not for muslims, or black power, or white power, or for enchiladas, but for ourselves. To crazy mother fuckers against the corporate politcal scheme. This may have been induced by the 15 beers we each had in us, but who cared. Not us anyways, but probably the people you'll read about later.
So we deceided the best target was GLS (if you can't figure that out, fuck you) and we bombed that mother fucker with some molotov cocktails we robbed off these gangsters after telling them that this flour we had was the best cocaine we ever had. Fuck them too.
After GLS we decided that the next best target was the local Mayoral office, so we molotoved that motherfucker too. Problem is we got caught.
So right now Rex is getting his ass pouned by some guy name Studdard, who's a huge mother fucker, but he seems kinda tiny, because he's a fat ass, and we all know fat asses have little peckers.
I'm typing this out on the palm pilot I smuggled in in my foreskin. Long live the Rex and Steve revolution.
Livejournal ain't shit!
|
|
Thursday, January 5th, 2006
|
|
|
I want a fucking girl.
Love me.
|
|
Thursday, December 29th, 2005
|
|
Saturday, December 24th, 2005
|
|
Monday, December 12th, 2005
|
|
|
Christmas list:
Nikon D70
Slave flash.
Nikor 15.mm fisheye lens.
Odyssey Butted race forks.
Sunday Triumph bars.
Lots
Of
Jeans
And
Shirts!!!!!!
Pants size=00s?
and Youth small shirts,doesn't matter what it is.
And an unteresting,cute girl.
And for someone to hang out with me during winter break.
It's beginning to look alot like Christmas.
|
|
Saturday, December 10th, 2005
|
|
|
Oh my god.
|
|
Thursday, December 8th, 2005
|
|
|
| Today | | Woke up at:: | 7:10. | | What mood were you in?: | Good. | | Any dreams?: | Don't remember. | | The first person you talked to:: | Mom. | | The first person to make you laugh:: | Taylor. | | Where did you go today?: | Schooool. | | What did you accomplish?: | Schooool. | | What did you put off doing?: | BMXXXXX.It's raining,unfortunaly. | | What pissed you off?: | Rain. | | What made you happy?: | Cute girls on Myspace:] | | What made you sad?: | Fat girls on Myspace:[ | | What did you watch on TV?: | Haven't watched any today. | | Any regrets or disappointments?: | Nope. | | What mood are you in now?: | Goood. | | Are you looking forward to tomorrow?: | !!Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! | | How many points does today get?: | 9. | Take this survey | Find more surveys
You've been totally Bzoink*d |
|
|
|
| A Basic Survey..57 Questions If you MUST know. | | Basic | | Your mom named you:: | Brandon. | | Do you like your name?: | Sure do. | | Some people call me:: | B-rizzle. | | You were born:: | ..in New Jersey. | | Age:: | Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeen | | School:: | Robert E. Lee Middle. | | State you live in:: | Florida. | | Sign:: | Libra. | | Righty or Lefty?:: | Righty. | | Screename(s)?:: | MANOSKIBMX,brandon manoski. | | What is your favorite..... | | Type of music?:: | Hardcore,metal. | | Band?:: | I have to many,I've been listening to alot of Daughters lately though. | | Place to be?:: | Dance floor,Deltona,and Mesh. | | Thing to do:: | BMXXXX,Bass. | | Person to be with:: | Keith and the boys. | | Person to talk to online:: | Dirty Dan. | | Movie:: | Ferris Bueller's Day Off. | | TV Show:: | Real Worlddddd. | | Which do you prefer? | | Chocolate or Vanilla?:: | Chocolate. | | Coke or Pepsi?:: | Pepsi. | | Radio or CDs?:: | Neither. | | TV or Computer?:: | Computer. | | Dog or Cat?:: | Dog. | | Good Charlotte or Mest?:: | Neither? | | Taking Back Sunday or Thursday?:: | Thursday. | | Something Corporate or Coldplay?:: | Coldplay | | Republican or Democrat?:: | Democrat. | | AIM or Yahoo?:: | AIM. | | When was the last time that you... | | spun and spun until you fell down? XD:: | 3 on the Manoski ramp resort and i fell? | | Listened to your favorite music?:: | Currently. | | Cried?:: | About 2 months ago. | | Laughed?:: | I don't remember. | | Hurt someone?:: | Probably today. | | Talked about someone behind their back?:: | I don't remember. | | Told someone you loved them?:: | I don't remember. | | Hugged someone?:: | Last week,lammmmmme. | | Kissed someone?:: | A few weeks ago. | | Wanted to kill someone?:: | Yesterday. | | Wanted to badly hurt (but not kill XD) someone?:: | I don't remember. | | Embarrassed yourself?:: | I never embarrass myself. | | Told a secret about yourself?:: | Never. | | Told a secret about someone else?:: | Never. | | What was the last....(yes theres a difference between this & the last one) | | Word you said?:: | Never. | | Food you ate?:: | Pizzzzza. | | Song you danced to?:: | Tomahawk!-Texas Is on Fire. | | Song you cried because of?:: | . | | Song you felt happy because of?:: | I always feel happy when listening to music. | | Ok this is over. Not so bad for a first try, eh? | | Did you like the survey?:: | Its okay. | | Will you IM me if you feel like it at xXBenjiful27Xx ?:: | Maybe. | | Goodbye.: | Late. | | Fuck you. XD: | :] | Take this survey | Find more surveys
You've been totally Bzoink*d |
|
|
|
| Bored? ((Over 100 questions)) | | [x] Part 1 -- The Basics [x] | | What's your name? ::: | Brandon Manoski | | Birthplace ::: | Trenton,New Jersey | | Age ::: | Teeeeeeeeen | | Age you act ::: | 4 | | Current location ::: | Winter Park,Fl | | Eye color ::: | Greenish-blueish | | Hair color ::: | Blonde | | Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::: | Righty | | Zodiac sign? ::: | Libra | | Height? ::: | 5'4" | | [x] Part 2 -- Describe... [x] | | Your heritage/nationality ::: | Polish | | Your hair ::: | Hrmm,hard to describe | | Your fears ::: | Mankind | | Your perfect room ::: | Futon,girlfriend,tv | | What you practically do in a day ::: | Get an education | | [x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x] | | Words you overuse ::: | Rad | | Phrases you overuse ::: | Nigggger,it could cost my life | | Your first thought when you wake up ::: | I'm still half dead,I have no thought | | Your greatest accomplishment ::: | Making it through the day | | Something you want to do ::: | BMXXXXXXX | | [x] Part 4 -- This or that [x] | | Pepsi or Coke ::: | Pepsi | | McDonald's or Burger Kings ::: | Mickey D's | | Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::: | Britney Spears | | Chocolate or vanilla ::: | You gotta eat chocolate to stay black | | Adidas or Nike ::: | Nike | | Black or white ::: | Depends | | Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) ::: | Bills | | Burgers or hot dogs ::: | Neither | | Egypt or France ::: | France | | Rock or rap ::: | Rap | | [x] Part 5 -- Do you...[x] | | Smoke ::: | Sometimes | | Cuss ::: | Try not to | | Sing well ::: | Depends | | Sing in the shower ::: | Yeah | | Talk to yourself --a lot-- ::: | Noo | | Believe in yourself ::: | Sure | | Like taking these longass surveys? ::: | Yeah | | Play an instrument ::: | Yep | | Want to go to college? ::: | Yep | | Want to get married? ::: | Yep | | Want to have children? ::: | Yep | | Think you're a health freak? ::: | Sometimes,I can be | | Get along with your parents ::: | Most of the time | | Get along with your siblings? ::: | Most of the time | | Think you're popular ::: | Shitt,only because I wear tighter pants then the fat puerto ricans at my school | | [x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you..[x] | | Gone out of state ::: | Nah | | Drank alchohal ::: | Yep | | Smoke ::: | Yep | | Get high ::: | Nooo | | Done any drugs ::: | Nooo | | Eaten an entire box of oreos ::: | Nah | | Been on stage ::: | Nope | | Gone skinny dipping ::: | Nope | | Been dumped ::: | Nope | | Dyed your hair ::: | Nope | | Stolen anything ::: | Nope | | [x] Part 7 -- Your friends! =D [x] | | Craziest ::: | Marty | | Loudest ::: | Kris | | Most shy ::: | Keith | | Blondest ::: | Ashley | | Smartest ::: | Flesch | | Kindest ::: | Dylan | | Best personality ::: | Keith | | Most talented ::: | Flesch | | Best singer ::: | No one I guess | | Most ghetto ::: | Marty | | Drama Queen ((or King XP)) ::: | Colbi | | Pain in the ass ::: | Michael | | The one you just want to strangle to death ((Homer Simpson style))::: | Sometimes,Michael | | Funniest ::: | Marty | | Best person for advice ::: | Keith | | Dependable ::: | Everyone | | Trustworthy ::: | Everyone | | Druggie ::: | Riley | | Most likely to end up in jail ::: | Riley | | Person you've known the longest ::: | Travis | | [x] Part 8 -- The Last... [x] | | Last dream ::: | Nick Benedetto shot Ainslee,and I fell in love the second it happened. | | Last nightmare ::: | ^ | | Car ride ::: | This morning | | Last time you cried ::: | Hmm,about 2 months ago | | Last movie seen ::: | Happy Gilmore | | Last movie rented ::: | Sin City | | Last book read ::: | Crash-J.G Ballard | | Last word said ::: | Ballard. | | Last curse word said ::: | Shit | | Last time you laugh ::: | A few seconds ago | | Last phone call ::: | Few days ago | | Last CD played ::: | 6 months ago | | Last song you listened to ::: | Empty Calm-The Number 12 Looks Like You | | Last annoyance ::: | Amanda | | Last IM ::: | Amanda | | Last weird encounter ::: | Today | | Last person you hugged ::: | Ashi | | Last person you yelled at ::: | Coach Mante | | Last time you wore a skirt ::: | Idunno,a few days ago | | Last time you've been evil ::: | Idunno,a few seconds ago | | Sarcastic? ::: | Yeah | | Last time you fought with your parents ::: | A few days ago | | Last time you wished upon a star ::: | I was like 7,I wanted a Razor Scooter | | Played Truth or Dare ::: | Awhillllllle ago | | Spent quality time alone ::: | I'm always alone | | [x] Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness [x] | | Are you talking to someone on AIM ::: | Yeah | | Do you feel lonely ::: | Yeah | | Ever TP'd someone's house ::: | Hmm,I tried,I couldn't do it | | How about egging someone's house ::: | Yeah,neighbors,I was a huuuge pussy,I only did it because their house was yellow | | Do you not like dislike not like me? ::: | Who doesn't these days? | | Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::: | Faggggg | | Yo Momma ::: | Your fucking mom you gayass douche fuck. | | Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::: | Nah | | What do you think of George Bush? ::: | Lunatic | | Any secret fetishes? ::: | Not that I know of | | Do you like to wear chains? O_o ::: | No? | | How many languages do you speak? ::: | 2 | | Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! ::: | Nah | | Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you =P)) ::: | Yes | Take this survey | Find more surveys
You've been totally Bzoink*d |
|
|
|
| **Your Room** (With CORRECT SPELLING) | | Walls | | What is the theme of your room?: | Uhh,red? | | What color are your walls?: | Dark red. | | What color would you like your walls to be?: | Dark red. | | Do you have wallpaper? If yes, what is it?: | Nope. | | Do you have posters up?: | Yep. | | If yes, of what?: | Ridddddin' | | Bed | | What color are your sheets?: | Dark red. | | What color is your comforter?: | Dark red. | | What size bed do you have?: | Full. | | One pillow or two?: | 4. | | What do you sleep with on your bed?-pillows, blankets, stuffed animals, etc: | Pillows,comforter,stuffed animals. | | Do you make your bed?: | Yep. | | What's in your room | | TV?: | Yep. | | VCR?: | Nope. | | DVD player?: | Nope. | | CD player?: | Yep. | | Any game system?: | Yep. | | computer?: | Yep. | | mini fridge?: | Soon! | | any animals?: | Nope. | | any trophies or awards?: | Nope. | | Closet | | Do you have a closet?: | Yep. | | Is it clean or messy?: | Clean. | | Is it a walk in?: | Yep. | | Is it color coded?: | Noo. | | What is in it?: | Clothes,junk that doesn't fit in my room. | | Other | | How many windows?: | None,french doors to my backyard. | | Is your room messy or clean?: | Clean. | | Do you have any cool lights or lamps?: | Just lights,eh. | | Do you have any cool chairs or bean bags?: | Nope. | | What color is your carpet?: | White,haha. | | Do you have any rugs?: | Nope. | | Do you have a phone in your room?: | Celllll. | | What is on your nightstand?: | Lamp,whatever book I'm currently reading,and alarm clock. | | Are there any pictures of you and your friends up?: | Nope. | Take this survey | Find more surveys
You've been totally Bzoink*d |
|
|
Tuesday, December 6th, 2005
|
|
|
Tigers.
Headbands.
Tight jeans.
Flannel jackets.
2stepping.
and Bikes make Brandon Manoski.
|
|
Sunday, November 27th, 2005
|
|
|
I seriously miss the shit out of Colbi.
On other means,I just started A Beautiful Mind by Sylvia Nasar.
At least it will be historically accurate if nothing else.
Call me,Colbi!
|
|
Saturday, November 26th, 2005
|
|
|
i seriously gained 4 pounds in 20 minutes.
happy birthday amanda?
i forget which day it was♥
|
|
Monday, November 21st, 2005
|
|
Monday, November 14th, 2005
|
|
Sunday, November 13th, 2005
|
|
|
|
im happy for the first time since the beginning of this year.
|
|
|
the fair sucked.59 degrees in shorts.berrrrrrrrrrr.
my knee's cut to the bone.ewwwwwwwwww.
hanging out is what i do best.
|
|
Thursday, November 10th, 2005
|
|
|
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
brandon_manoski's journal